A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ...
"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
No Matter Whether Guyz Are Driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They Are Not Able To Overtake A . . . . . .
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN
A Doctor Came To Visit The Patient In Hospital And Patient Started Pleading And Crying, "Doc Please Save Me, Please Save Me!". The Patient Kept Crying And Crying.
The Outspoken Doc Got Irritated And Told The Patient, "You Should Not Worry To Much Dear, You See You Owe Rs-4000 For The Hospital Bed, Rs-2000 For Medicines And Rs-3000 As Doctor's Fee, We Wouldn't Kill You Before That!"
Why In Wedding Ceremony Woman Sits On Left N Man On Right??
Coz According To Balance Sheet All Assets Are On Right Side And Liabilities On Left Side.!
Japanese Guy Visitd India & Took Taxi 2 Go To Friend's House.On Way
Toyota Passd By
He Told The Driver:
Toyota,Made In Japan Very Fast.Then Honda Passed
He Again:Honda, Made In Japan Very Fast.
Then Prado Passed, He Again:
Prado, Made In Japan Very Fast.Taxi Driver Got Angry
When He Arrived At His Friends House, Taxi Driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese:
So Much Money ?The Angry Driver Replied:
Taxi Meter,Made In India,
Very Very Fast
An Elderly Gentleman Was Invited By An Old Frnd 4 Dinner. He Was Impressed By The Way His Buddy Talked 2 His Wife With Lovely Words Like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,Etc.
The Couple Had Been Married For 60 Years & Clearly, They Were Still Very Much In Love.
While The Wife Was In The Kitchen, The Man Asked His Frind, "I Think It's Wonderful That After All These Years You Still Call Your Wife Those Loving Pet Names."
The Old Man Hung His Head,"I Have To Tell You The Truth,"He Said,"Her Name Slipped My Mind About 10 Yrs Ago And I M Scared To Death To Ask What It Is.
If You Think
Your Boss Is
"S T U P I D ..."
Remember!!
You Would Not Get The Job
If He Was Smarter..... ;)
Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . .
Age No Bar,
Color No Bar,
Height No Bar,
Caste No Bar,
But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers.
Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking
General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt
After Enemy Defeated..
Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt?
General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged
Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking
General: Get Me My Yellow Pant..
A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids.A CAT Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat Ran Away,
Mouse:"That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Language
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
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